Whether you’re looking for a 🙀 or a 😲, we’ve rounded up some of the best sex toys and vibrators. You’ll be ready for the ultimate 😴 by the time you’re done. 🙌
1. The Satisfyer Pro 2, a waterproof, touch-free toy that clit owners everywhere swear by.1. The Satisfyer Pro 2, a waterproof, touch-free toy that clit owners everywhere swear by.
Place the mouth of this magical device around your clit, and the Satisfyer will stimulate it with vibrating airwaves without actually touching it. What is this brilliant sorcery???
Promising review: “Ladies, ladies, ladies…I do not say this lightly. You MUST MUST MUST buy this product. At first I wasn’t sure what it was or how it worked. I thought it was one of those sonic face scrubbers and didn’t know why my hubby would buy me one of those, but boy was I wrong and glad of it. The Satisfyer Pro 2: Next Generation is like nothing else you’ve ever tried. This isn’t for penetration, but for stimulation it’s the BOMB!! It’s also waterproof and what it does in water is such a different feeling then what it does out of water that it’s like two toys in one. It has eleven levels of stimulation, vibration, and air flow. Ladies, it will put you in a different dimension. I never review products on Amazon, but my sweet hubby bought this for me, it arrived today, we tried it, and I had to post this. It really is the BEST THING SINCE SLICED BREAD!”
2. A mini vibe with an impressive 20 vibration patterns and eight speed settings so you can be on your way to O-Town (“Liquid Dreams,” specifically) in no time.
Promising review: “”Oh. My. God. That’s all you really need to know. But just for review’s sake, I used to sell similar items and am well-versed on the subject. This is one of the best buys EVER. I highly recommend buying two. It’s extremely…inconvenient…when the battery dies unexpectedly. Don’t be angry. Buy a backup. Buy five.” —Andrea W.
3. A waterproof, USB-rechargeable vibrating cock ring that’ll make sex even more fun for you and your partner. In other words, you’re gonna like it when he puts a ring on it.
It’s got 10 vibration modes.
Promising review: “I’ve purchased several cock rings in the past, from the conventional to the dual vibrating kind, with mixed reviews from my wife. They all helped me stay hard and last longer, but I wanted my lady to be screaming with pleasure, so this ring is perfect! It has many speeds so you can pick and choose what works best, and the shape is amazing. Its angular shape covers the entire clitoral area and stays in constant contact. Other rings I’ve used had some contact with my wife’s clit but nothing like this one. Within five minutes of me thrusting she was already coming. I use it every time we have sex for this reason. The last time we made love, she orgasmed four times within a half hour. The other magical part is that you can use in it in the shower and the tub. It can also be turned around for doggy style, or she can use it by itself as a vibrator. Overall, it’s a hit and I highly recommend it.”
4. The Girl’s Best Friend, a double whammy of a toy that will live up to its name. One end has an oral sex-mimicking clitoral stimulator, and the other is a classic vibe. Plus, reviewers say the lifetime warranty really has them coming back for more.
It’s waterproof, USB rechargeable, and has 20 sucking modes AND 20 vibrating modes that are controlled separately, so you can play around to find your perfect combination.
Promising review: “I ordered this back in March and have been very satisfied with it. It does exactly what it’s supposed to do. In May, the charger broke so I contacted the seller. Wow! I had a response in less than two minutes. This product has a lifetime guarantee and they replaced the product within two days. They even emailed me to make sure I received the package. This is what customer service should be. I wish other companies had half the customer service this seller does. I was beyond impressed and am now a loyal customer.”
5. A clever dual-stimulating vibe that’s honestly unlike any toy I’ve seen before. Not only is it curved to hit the G-spot, but it also has a little “tongue” and clit-licking function as well. Oh, and did I mention it’s under $30?!
It charges via USB and has 10 vibration modes and three licking settings.
Promising review: “This is a boyfriend in a box lol. The best orgasm ever.”