Trust us, these alarm clocks are more reliable than your smartphone. For all those days you really need to get out of bed (hi, 9-to-5 job!), these clocks will have you covered. We can’t guarantee you’ll never be late, but at least they’ll get you up and going!
Clocky Alarm Clock by Nanda Home
Need a little extra incentive to pry yourself out of bed? You’ll have plenty of it with this no-nonsense wheeled alarm clock. After the first time you press snooze, this unit automatically starts moving away from you, creating enough distance to literally force you out of bed in order to shut it off for good.
HAMSWAN Digital Alarm Clock
The best part of this pyramid-shaped clock is its up-to-date thermometer that tells you the outdoor temperature, so you know exactly how to dress for the day. This unit flashes up to seven different colors, and the pyramid shape is particularly fun to display on your desk or dresser. It’s a reliable option for a tiny price tag!
Philips HF3520 Wake-Up Light With Colored Sunrise Simulation
Now you can wake up to the sun without even opening your curtains. This alarm clock uses a gentle glow that simulates a sunrise, waking you gently and naturally, so you definitely won’t want to murder it when it starts going off.
Choose from five different calming sounds to pair with the gradual light for an all-around sensory experience, or just select the FM radio option (that you’ll inevitably snooze once or twice).
Sonic Alert Alarm Clock With Bed Shaker
Don’t worry, Zeus didn’t show up to your home, but you’ll certainly feel that way when waking up to this unit’s thunderous, 113-decibel buzzing. Fair warning: It’s definitely loud, so it’s a good pick only if you’re a heavy, heavy sleeper.
Just in case the noise somehow isn’t enough to pry you out of bed, this alarm clock flashes multiple bright red LEDs and comes with a bed shaker that’ll really get you going. Trust us, if that sensory overload doesn’t get the job done, nothing will.
Electrohome Projection Alarm Clock
Never squint to see what time it is again, especially when you’re waking up 20 times in the middle of the night to, you know, see exactly what time it is. We love the projection feature that displays the time on your wall or ceiling for easy viewing. Plus, it’ll even toss up the temperature — so you’ll already know what you should wear to work before you even get out of bed.