Funny, Non-Sappy Valentine’s Day Cards

Hallmark Shoebox Funny Valentine’s Day Greeting Card

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Handing over this card is one way to get out of buying a real gift for Valentine’s Day.

NobleWorks Funny Valentine’s Day Greeting Card

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For the one you lovingly whisper “stay sexy, and don’t get murdered” to.

NobleWorks Funny Valentine’s Day Greeting

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CardHope your Valentine doesn’t hurt themselves from eye-rolling over this.

NobleWorks Cuddle You So Hard Greeting Card

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For the one you greet with a bear hug every single day.